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Second Movement
by Rob Wynne
To the tune of "Everybody Hurts" by REM

When your dinner's done
And you sit, you sit upon the throne
When you're sure you've had enough
to digest, well, let go

Just let yourself go
Cause everybody pees
And everybody poops....sometimes.

Sometimes everything is full
Now it's time to sit alone
When your dinner's moved along (let go, leg go)
If you feel like holding on (let go)
If you think your toilet seat
Is too cold, well, let go

Everybody poops
Take comfort in the void
Everybody poops
Don't wipe on your hand, oh no

Don't wipe on your hand, oh no
Use paper from the roll
No, no, no, use the roll

If you're on your own after lunch
You've eaten all the food
When you think you've had too much of this food to hang on

Well, everybody poops,
Sometimes, everybody pees
Everybody poops sometimes
Everybody poops sometimes.

So let go, let go,
Let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go, let go
Everybody poops

I swore I'd never actually write this song. But sometimes the muse won't let go. Dedicated to all the parents of young children out there.
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