We were handed a dense printout by a member of some sect that apparently believes Yshua wants women to wear blue handkerchiefs over their long hair. I didn't get far into it before it was obvious that the gist of it was that the Bible "explicitly states" that you can't be gay, and if you'll just get your Jesus on you'll be cured of all that gay.

I'm somewhat ashamed to say that I littered the sidewalk with confetti. Terribly uncivic of me.