Improbable Gifts for the adult

[autographedcat]

Without a doubt the coolest thing I've seen today:


A tuning fork dildo.


"This ingenious tuning fork dildo brings new meaning to "making beautiful music together." The dildo has a smooth insertable end that is solid and great for g-spot play, and a tuning fork end that makes bell-like sounds that pleasantly vibrate when struck with the plastic wand. Made of polished aluminum, the dildo end is 5½" long, with a graduated head and is 1½" at it's widest point. The tuning fork end is 5" long, with two tines that have rounded balls at the ends. A clever gift for any music enthusiast."

I want it. I'm not entirely sure I want it $145 worth, but I want it. :)

Comments

[khavrinen.livejournal.com]

Yes, that was what I was going for with my line about "scale" - as in musical scale. ( I did say the pun was a reach. )


One of the episodes on the new Muppet show DVD has a performance by the "Mupp-a-phone," where the conductor whacks a series of tribble-like Muppets on the heads with a mallet, and they each say "Ow" on a different pitch. In this case it would be more like "Ooh" or "Ahh", but to a similar effect.

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

I've seen that one! It's a riot.

Oh, my, what an image...

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

I doubt the Muppet writers were aware of it, but a 17th century instrument maker built a prototype porcophone, in which a series of trained pigs were placed so that a keyboard could be used to hit their rumps, provoking squeals on key.

OTOH, there was also Python's mouse organ, which unfortunately was only good for one use per mouse.