Question time!

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Meme vectored from tigerbright:

Apparently, March is question month. If you'd like to ask me a
question, I'll do my best to answer, either truthfully or not. I
reserve the right to answer in private or a filtered post if I think
that's fitting, and any lies will be bolded. Comments to this post are
screened.

Since replying to comments means unscreening them, I'll reply in a
separate post later today or tomorrow unless you say in your comment that I can
unscreen.

(Meme text reproduced verbatim, but I'll add that I'll answer almost any question truthfully.)