"Also, a general question: Does anyone actually like that "12 Days of Christmas"" song? I mean, aside from the drunkenly bellowing "Five GOLDEN RINGS!!!" part. Every time it comes on, I cringe knowing it's going to be on for six or seven minutes of enforced jollity. It's like the "Stairway to Heaven" of Christmas carols, the one whose original charm has entirely rubbed off and has managed stick in the canon simply by sheer barnacle-like tenacity. Dump it, I say!"
--John Scalzi