The Beast Variations
Aug. 16th, 2007 09:16 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
autographedcatSaw this this morning on rec.humor.funny.reruns. It made me grin.
| $665.95 | Retail price of the Beast |
| $699.25 | Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax |
| $769.95 | Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul |
| $656.66 | Walmart price of the Beast |
| 6, uh... what's that number again? | Number of the Blonde Beast |
| 00666 | Zip code of the Beast |
| 1-900-666-6666 | Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please. |
| Route 666 | Highway of the Beast |
| 666 F | Oven temperature for roast Beast |
| 666k | Retirement plan of the Beast |
| 6.66% | 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit. |
| i66686 | CPU of the Beast |
| 666i | BMW of the Beast |
| DSM-666 | Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast |
| 668 | Next-door neighbor of the Beast |
