Finally, we cover sex and D&D

[autographedcat]

ericcoleman has a poll over his journal about chocolate preference, which reminded me of this amusing conversation I had during Tuesday night's D&D session.

Someone was offering around some Hersey's 70% Cocoa dark chocolate squares, and it led to this exchange.

D: I'm a chocolate snob. I'll only eat dark chocolate.
Me: Not me. I'm a chocolate slut. I prefer dark chocolate, but honestly, milk is fine. With caramel is fine. or crispy rice. or fruits and nuts. It's all good.
D: Oh no, not me.
Me: I figure chocolate is like sex. Even when it's bad, iiiiiiit's still pretty good.
D & J (almost in unison): Oh, that's not true.
Me: I dunno, I think it is.
D: Besides, I got spoiled by living in Europe for 2 years.
Me: (deadpan) Oh? The sex was that much better in Europe?

It took the party about five minutes to regain enough composure to continue.

Comments

[the-magician.livejournal.com]

Grin!

And yes, the sex *is* much better in Europe, when are you coming over?

Bring women! (And travellers cheques, though the cheques won't be accepted *everywhere* ... grin!)

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

You're offering him better sex in Europe? *blink*

[katyhh.livejournal.com]

*BIG grin* :)

[min0taur.livejournal.com]

[picks jaw up off floor in total admiration at your comedic timing]:-D

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

*grin* Once in a while, you have exactly the right line and exactly the right moment... :)

[tibicina.livejournal.com]

You know, I read this earlier and somehow missed the title. I think you get bonus points for the Phil and Dixie referrence.

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Oh good! I was hoping someone was going to catch that. :)

[tarkrai.livejournal.com]

I agree- it's all pretty well good.

But then again, I *did* move to Europe.

After all, I have *standards*..... (hah!)

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

If she's the standard, then the deluxe must be *amazing*.

[dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, I'm not in my underwear, and I don't have any truffles on hand.

[tygerr.livejournal.com]

Gender Warrior hypothesizes: D and/or J are female. (Am I right?)

And if so, I'd further anticipate that the "that's not true" applies both to the idea that even bad chocolate is still pretty good *and* that even bad sex is still pretty good.