Spam Subject Line of the Day
May. 13th, 2009 12:11 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
autographedcatThis was a random ED pharm spam, nothing to really distinguish itself from any of the other few that manage to slip past my defences. But the subject line of this one did catch me before I deleted it:
"How Can You Tell If Your Girl Is Satisfied (Sexually)?"
My immediate, somewhat bemused reaction: "Uh....she tells me?"
Seriously, maybe I've just been lucky with my partners, but it's not that hard to tell that you've done a good job. Especially if your partner is someone you, y'know, have conversations with that feature polysyllabic words.
"How Can You Tell If Your Girl Is Satisfied (Sexually)?"
My immediate, somewhat bemused reaction: "Uh....she tells me?"
Seriously, maybe I've just been lucky with my partners, but it's not that hard to tell that you've done a good job. Especially if your partner is someone you, y'know, have conversations with that feature polysyllabic words.
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Date: 2009-05-13 05:00 pm (UTC):)
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Date: 2009-05-13 05:29 pm (UTC)Didn't you know that women lie to their sexual partners all the time about whether it was good or not?!
All the time!!
You can't trust a thing they say!
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Not that I've generally understood that. I mean, it just seems a bad precedent to set. Then they'll keep doing the stuff that wasn't good. Also... most people I choose as partners can learn to figure it out from my body language.
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Date: 2009-05-13 05:47 pm (UTC)Body language is a great indicator. Take a look at her, guys. Does she look cranky and tense? Well, then you probably didn't do so hot. Try again, Romeo.
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Date: 2009-05-13 06:21 pm (UTC)http://lyricwiki.org/Richard_Thompson:Read_About_Love
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Date: 2009-05-14 12:18 am (UTC)I actually _did_ think about that, but it lost some impact if I put the spaces back in. :-)
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Date: 2009-05-14 12:59 am (UTC)no subject
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