Can't help your friend but I'm inspired to post one of my favorite movie quotes: Anne Heche and Harrison Ford in Six Days, Seven Nights -- the movie itself was rather meh.
(After just having crashed in the jungle)
AH: Aren't you one of those guys? HF: Guys? AH: You know, those guy guys, those guys with skills? HF: Skills? AH: Yeah, you know, you send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that? HF: No, I can't do that...
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Date: 2004-04-05 04:38 am (UTC)(After just having crashed in the jungle)
AH: Aren't you one of those guys?
HF: Guys?
AH: You know, those guy guys, those guys with skills?
HF: Skills?
AH: Yeah, you know, you send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall. You can't do that?
HF: No, I can't do that...