Doubletake headline

[autographedcat]

Seen on the newsstand on the cover of the ever reliable Weekly World News:


GAY ALIENS FOUND IN UFO CRASH


I didn't read the article to find out if they were travelling from their home planet in order to attempt to get married in Massachusetts

Comments

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Frankly, and I admit forensic xenoarchaeology isn't something I'm THAT much of an expert at, I wasn't clear how they knew they were aliens at all, and not, for instance, Atlanteans, or Lemurians, or some other Earth-based nonhuman species.

[mrlogic.livejournal.com]

Well, I figured that the fact that they were found in the wreckage of what appeared to be some sort of spacefaring vehicle was sufficient circumstantial evidence to justify at least that conclusion.

[xiphias.livejournal.com]

Oh, come on. Everyone KNOWS that Lemurian time-craft are almost indistinguishable from extraterrestrial craft. And that Alpha Centauri is one of the hot travel destinations for Atlanteans, which is why they're so often mistaken for Alphans (that, and the fact that they tend to put little Alphan flags on their backpacks, if they're going to be staying at hostels, since so many people are so down on Atlanteans), and that they usually rent their spacecraft and fly themselves, and they're totally CRAP pilots.

[bikergeek.livejournal.com]

I for one welcome our new gay alien overlords.</slashdot>