Snuggles Rock

[autographedcat]

cadhla and I were meant for each other. I am convinced of this.

autographedcat: *snugglecuddle*
cadhla: Yay, snuggles!
autographedcat: lots more where that came from :)
cadhla: Snuggles rock.
autographedcat: hrm. Snuggles Rock. I'm now picturing a sex-ed series of Schoolhouse Rock videos :)
cadhla: I'm Only A Pill?
autographedcat: ROFL.



Contraception
by cadhla (in the style of Schoolhouse Rock)

In days of yore, loving amour
was sure to bring conception.
If you made a pass or got amorous
you'd surely face rejection
We'd all face doom in the baby boom
if not for the inception
of a little plan meant to serve all man
and we called it CONTRACEPTION!

Sex Can Be Fun
by autographedcat (to the tune of "Interjections"):

When Suzie went out to the fall dance, uh-huh
She let a guy get into her...pa-ants
They started to fool
Around behind the school
Because she thought it would be so cool!

Oooh! that's good
Yes! right there
Oh god! that's wonderful!

Sex can be fun (yes!)
If you want to (Oooh!)
With a good friend (Oh god!)
But make sure that you're using common sense and safe protection too
Or just hold off if the feelings not so strong

Everyone can feel free to add to this little collection. :)

Comments

[adamselzer.livejournal.com]

Why didn't I think of this years ago?

Cunjugation Junction
G is the Magic Spot
Lolly Lolly Lolly Get Your Ballgags Here
Shot Heard Round the World (you'd just have to change the images)
Mr. Morton Is the Subject Of His Mistress


I don't even know many of the songs (I was never a huge fan; didn't even know til lately that Blossom Dearie sang "Figure Eight," so I'd have to download some to write a servicable parody of anything), but these things practically write themselves.