Snuggles Rock

[autographedcat]

cadhla and I were meant for each other. I am convinced of this.

autographedcat: *snugglecuddle*
cadhla: Yay, snuggles!
autographedcat: lots more where that came from :)
cadhla: Snuggles rock.
autographedcat: hrm. Snuggles Rock. I'm now picturing a sex-ed series of Schoolhouse Rock videos :)
cadhla: I'm Only A Pill?
autographedcat: ROFL.



Contraception
by cadhla (in the style of Schoolhouse Rock)

In days of yore, loving amour
was sure to bring conception.
If you made a pass or got amorous
you'd surely face rejection
We'd all face doom in the baby boom
if not for the inception
of a little plan meant to serve all man
and we called it CONTRACEPTION!

Sex Can Be Fun
by autographedcat (to the tune of "Interjections"):

When Suzie went out to the fall dance, uh-huh
She let a guy get into her...pa-ants
They started to fool
Around behind the school
Because she thought it would be so cool!

Oooh! that's good
Yes! right there
Oh god! that's wonderful!

Sex can be fun (yes!)
If you want to (Oooh!)
With a good friend (Oh god!)
But make sure that you're using common sense and safe protection too
Or just hold off if the feelings not so strong

Everyone can feel free to add to this little collection. :)

Comments

[poltr1]

Get a room, you two! ;-) And don't do anything I wouldn't enjoy!

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

We had a room at OVFF. As I recall, we mostly complained about how tired we all were and how early we had to get up the next morning.

Is that the sort of thing you'd enjoy? :-)

[poltr1]

Uh....no. Not really. :-{