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I had the following fevered thought occur to me during a discussion of the upcoming Harry Potter novel on IRC:

"I know who the half-blood prince is!" Harry cried, as he lunged to tackle Ginny.

"Harry, what the hell are you doing?" Ron screamed. "That's my SISTER!"

Harry yanked on Ginny's hair. "Look closely, Ron. She's a MAN, baby!"

--from the upcoming Austen Potter: International Mage of Mystery

Date: 2005-01-28 06:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sdavido.livejournal.com
I just know that was a figment of my fever . . .

Date: 2005-01-28 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] teddywolf.livejournal.com
*twitch*
*twitch*
*cringe*
Ai-yah!

Date: 2005-01-28 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com
This is just wrong.

I knew there was a reason I liked you so much.

Date: 2005-01-28 08:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] billroper
Bad man. Very bad man. :)

Date: 2005-01-28 08:36 pm (UTC)

Date: 2005-01-28 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com
I'm just worried about what happens when they discover that Mr. Wemmick is the ancestor of V.

Date: 2005-01-28 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mokatiki.livejournal.com
/me hits Doc with a large trout.

Date: 2005-01-28 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littlebuhnee.livejournal.com
Oh, GOD. :)

Date: 2005-01-28 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] randomrants.livejournal.com
You are a very sick puppy ;-)

Date: 2005-01-29 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] catalana.livejournal.com
Thank you so much for warping my brain.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(Is it sufficiently geeky to point out that it has to be false because the Gryffindor girls' tower stairs don't let boys up? We found that out in a previous book when Ron tried to run after Ginny or Hermione or someone and the stairs turned to a slide or something like that. *grin*)

Date: 2005-01-29 06:16 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] billroper
Yes. (But I wish I'd thought of that...)

Date: 2005-01-31 09:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] a-blue-moon-cat.livejournal.com
*snorts*

You should write the whole fic, man! *evil grin*

Date: 2005-02-07 04:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] guyelfkin.livejournal.com
You are a very very srange person.

You are probably already aware of this, but it bears mentioning anyway.

Teddy


Date: 2005-07-13 02:56 am (UTC)

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