Amusing notion

[autographedcat]

I had the following fevered thought occur to me during a discussion of the upcoming Harry Potter novel on IRC:

"I know who the half-blood prince is!" Harry cried, as he lunged to tackle Ginny.

"Harry, what the hell are you doing?" Ron screamed. "That's my SISTER!"

Harry yanked on Ginny's hair. "Look closely, Ron. She's a MAN, baby!"

--from the upcoming Austen Potter: International Mage of Mystery

Comments

[catalana.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for warping my brain.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

(Is it sufficiently geeky to point out that it has to be false because the Gryffindor girls' tower stairs don't let boys up? We found that out in a previous book when Ron tried to run after Ginny or Hermione or someone and the stairs turned to a slide or something like that. *grin*)

[billroper]

Yes. (But I wish I'd thought of that...)