Yes You Are A Groupie...

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...and 35 other things every rock critic should know

EDIT 10/05/2005: The link is gone, but the link is forever.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

2. Guitars do not "ring" or "chime." Bells do.

Oh? Tell it to Johnny B. Goode. :)

Ann Onynous (who was, indeed, alive when that song first came out)

[mood : worried, can't find my walker]
[music : Chuck Berry's "My Ding-A-Ling"]