Get Yer Ya-Ya's Out
Oct. 17th, 2005 08:48 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
autographedcatThis is positively, without a doubt, the dumbest thing I have heard since....well, it's the dumbest thing I've heard today, at least.
Ananova reports that a company is developing an mp3 player which can be included in breast implants:
Admittedly, there might be some useful application of this technology, as the article mentions offhandedly in its final paragraph:
But seriously, consider the ramifications of this. What if it starts playing randomly during a moment-of-passion short-circuit. If you think your (ABBA|Rick Dees|Winger|Carpenters|Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony) collection is embarrassing now, just wait until it's blaring out of your left nipple at a volume of 11.
What an amazing world we live in.
EDIT: Does this mean that in the future when you say a woman has a "nice rack", you'll just be talking about her stereo?
Ananova reports that a company is developing an mp3 player which can be included in breast implants:
Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.
One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.
BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.
BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.
According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implant
Admittedly, there might be some useful application of this technology, as the article mentions offhandedly in its final paragraph:
The sensors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.
But seriously, consider the ramifications of this. What if it starts playing randomly during a moment-of-passion short-circuit. If you think your (ABBA|Rick Dees|Winger|Carpenters|Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony) collection is embarrassing now, just wait until it's blaring out of your left nipple at a volume of 11.
What an amazing world we live in.
EDIT: Does this mean that in the future when you say a woman has a "nice rack", you'll just be talking about her stereo?
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Date: 2005-10-17 01:05 pm (UTC):-)
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Date: 2005-10-17 03:11 pm (UTC)Say Whaaa?
Date: 2005-10-17 03:32 pm (UTC)Seriously though, what a totally dumbass idea. The idea of having anything inorganic implanted in my body gives me the Big Brother/Borg heebee jeebees. Uh uh.
Re: Say Whaaa?
Date: 2005-10-17 05:15 pm (UTC)"No, I'm not pleased to see you, that's just the FM aerial..." :-)
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Date: 2005-10-17 05:48 pm (UTC)That's grand. May I metaquote you?
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Date: 2005-10-17 08:43 pm (UTC)Start me like a motor, make me run
Lovin' every minute of it!
Lovin' every minute of it!
Turn that dial all the way
Shoot me like a rocket into space
Lovin' every minute of it!
Lovin' every minute of it!
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Date: 2005-10-17 10:34 pm (UTC)Ye gods, who'd want hooting hooters?
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Date: 2005-10-18 01:08 am (UTC)Of all The.....
Date: 2005-10-18 02:52 am (UTC)Profitne
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Date: 2005-10-18 02:53 am (UTC)Not if the person saying that is you ;)
*runs* *hides*
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