Dear Santa

[autographedcat]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I put gum in telynor's hair (-12 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cadhla (-5000 points). Last Monday I helped kitanzi across the street (6 points). In August I donated bone marrow to catalana in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4707 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, autographedcat

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Comments

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

meee!

I keep winning lego sets and am cranky!

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Ok, but you are NOT spanking me with anything made from Lego's. I don't even want to think about it...

[ruth-lawrence.livejournal.com]

'Course not.

I wouldn't dream of using anything other than Leather!