Dear Santa

[autographedcat]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I put gum in telynor's hair (-12 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cadhla (-5000 points). Last Monday I helped kitanzi across the street (6 points). In August I donated bone marrow to catalana in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday I didn't flush (-1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4707 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, autographedcat

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Re: also naughty and not nice

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I've always thought the naughty folk were the more fun to hang around with. As the philosopher William Joel said, "I'd rather Laugh with the sinners, than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun." :)