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Inspired by a conversation on Filkhaven:

Uplift and Separate
(with most insincere apologies to Andy Eigel)

Cups - surround the breast - in their soft - cotton folds
Wire - underneath - provides support - perfect hold
Shoulder straps will adjust for comfort fit
clasp in back gives your boyfriend a fit

I should probably....stop right there.

Date: 2006-04-20 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sweetmusic-27.livejournal.com
*dies laughing*

Date: 2006-04-20 02:42 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] katyhh.livejournal.com
Clasps? Fit? Nah, you just need a skilled boyfriend ;-)

Date: 2006-04-20 02:45 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-04-20 02:57 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] billroper
You should talk to [livejournal.com profile] daisy_knotwise. She's been kicking around the same idea for a year or so...

Date: 2006-04-20 03:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
I should probably....stop right there

Please do.

Otherwise, I might have to hurt you...

Date: 2006-04-20 03:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jenx.livejournal.com
Oh, I think an ode to this modern miracle of soft sculpture and architectural engineering is quite in order.

Go!!!

Date: 2006-04-20 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com
There are support groups for this kind of thing...

Date: 2006-04-20 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitanzi.livejournal.com
ROTFL
So get one that hooks in front. *EG*

Date: 2006-04-20 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] demoneyes.livejournal.com
To be followed, presumably by versions of 'Simply the Breast', 'Mammary' and 'Lift us up where we belong'... :-)

Date: 2006-04-20 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com
And that famous Buffy song, "Tit-willow"

Date: 2006-04-20 06:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
Mammaries...
All alone in the moonlight.
I can smile at the old days,
They were beautiful then.

In the lamplight,
The withered dugs will drag on my feet
And my hubby starts to groan.

Date: 2006-04-21 12:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticmoni.livejournal.com
*gigglefit!*

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