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" I wash my hands in the presence of all these witnesses."

No, wait. That's Talk Like A Pilate Day...

"Roger, tower, Delta 886 now approaching runway six from the northwest at..."

Darn it, no. That's Talk Like A PILOT day. One more time.

"In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti....

*sigh* No, that's Talk Like A Prelate Day!

I'll never get the hang of this....

Oooook!

Date: 2006-09-19 01:18 pm (UTC)
aunty_marion: Vaguely Norse-interlace dragon, with knitting (For it is! It is a slimy thing...)
From: [personal profile] aunty_marion
OOK ook oook ooook-ook ook! That's talk like a primate day...

Re: Oooook!

Date: 2006-09-19 03:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticmoni.livejournal.com
Actually, *all* known language is talk like a primate day.

;)

...

*scratches armpits*

Re: Oooook!

Date: 2006-09-19 05:24 pm (UTC)
ext_18496: Me at work circa 2007 (Default)
From: [identity profile] thatcrazycajun.livejournal.com
Really? Are we to infer from this that primates are the only organisms capable of spoken language? I did not know this. (Don't parrots count?)

Re: Oooook!

Date: 2006-09-19 07:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticmoni.livejournal.com
parrots are only imitating humans, who are primates.

Date: 2006-09-19 01:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rms-butterfly.livejournal.com
Arrrrgghh, there, matey! You be a silly one, ya be!

Date: 2006-09-19 01:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com
Yes seargent! It is, seargent!

Damn, that's Talk Like a Private Day

Date: 2006-09-19 01:31 pm (UTC)
sdelmonte: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sdelmonte
"Walk the plank! Walk the plank!"

Luckily, Talk Like a Parrot Day is an subset of the main event.

Date: 2006-09-19 01:51 pm (UTC)
madfilkentist: Photo of Carl (Carl)
From: [personal profile] madfilkentist
That must be what a pirate gathering C shells talks like.

Date: 2006-09-19 02:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Indeed. And the he puts those C shells in a bag and uses them to Bash his opponants.

Date: 2006-09-19 04:27 pm (UTC)
madfilkentist: My cat Florestan (gray shorthair) (Tux)
From: [personal profile] madfilkentist
That's a Korny joke.

Date: 2006-09-19 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Sh. Let us speak no more of it.

Date: 2006-09-19 01:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elgecko.livejournal.com
That was physically painful to read. However, you redeem yourself with your knowledge of Canadian bands, so I'll forgive you.

Date: 2006-09-19 01:55 pm (UTC)
ext_3294: Tux (Default)
From: [identity profile] technoshaman.livejournal.com
Wot? I thought that song was straight filk? ARRRRR!!!!

Date: 2006-09-19 01:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Nope. It's orriginally by the Arrogant Worms (another fine Canadian band). Captain Tractor covered it.

Date: 2006-09-19 01:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magid.livejournal.com
*swagger swagger flourish swagger*

No, not "Walk like a pirate day" either.

Date: 2006-09-19 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Maybe not, but.....do that again. ;)

::moves to get the best viewing angle::

Date: 2006-09-19 01:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] magid.livejournal.com
No, I won't do that, you scurvy dog, you can't make me.

Hrm. Not "Balk like a pirate day".

:-)


OK, just for you.
*swagger swagger flourish swagger*

Date: 2006-09-19 02:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Mmmmm. I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you walk away. :)

Date: 2006-09-19 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyeuse13.livejournal.com
Silly, it's not *gawk* like a pirate day!

Date: 2006-09-19 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tmc4242.livejournal.com
That one reached new depths. Arrr.

Remember - this silliyness will continue at FenCon on Friday. Ye be warned.

Date: 2006-09-19 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] joyeuse13.livejournal.com
Fencon, where we will all gather in large herds for...Flock Like A Pirate Day!

Date: 2006-09-19 01:53 pm (UTC)
gingicat: deep purple lilacs, some buds, some open (dammitall)
From: [personal profile] gingicat
As you wish? ;)

Date: 2006-09-19 01:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
Awww. I still feel the same way about you. :)

Date: 2006-09-19 02:00 pm (UTC)
batyatoon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] batyatoon
Anyone want a free copy of Photoshop?

What? "Software pirate" doesn't count?





...but why is the ROM gone?

Date: 2006-09-19 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
...but why is the ROM gone?

This wins. This wins *so hard*.

Date: 2006-09-19 04:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hrmortcia.livejournal.com
arrrrgreed!
totally and completely!

Date: 2006-09-19 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hrmortcia.livejournal.com
whoops! forgot to change!

That's better!

Date: 2006-09-20 06:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com
*dies*

Can I [livejournal.com profile] metaquotes this before it turns tomorrow?

Date: 2006-09-21 02:11 am (UTC)
batyatoon: (Default)
From: [personal profile] batyatoon
*beams* Too late, I fear, but go ahead anyway!

Date: 2006-09-19 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] peteralway.livejournal.com
You fool, I'm iron disulfide, not that relatively inert metal that you humans treasure so much!

Oops--that's Talk Like a Pyrite Day.

Tappity tap-tap...Arrr! Avast ye mateys!...tappity tap

Oh, no, that's Type Like a Pirate Day.

Date: 2006-09-19 03:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticdragonfly.livejournal.com
You're so cute.

I think today I will go knit like a pirate. Maybe I'll do some arrrrgyles. Or knit a pirate hat.

Date: 2006-09-19 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] panther.livejournal.com
"Anise lightly coated with wormwood essence? Sure!"

Oh...that would be talk like a about Pernod day.

A few...

Date: 2006-09-19 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] theturbonerd.livejournal.com
"Repent! The End Of The World Is Near!"
- Talk Like a Prophet Day...

"Diamonds are a girls best friend."
- Talk Like A Carat Day...

"Off On On On Off Off On"
- Talk Like A Dendrite Day...

"Hey, hands off my hanging chad!"
- Talk Like A Ballot Day...

Re: A few...

Date: 2006-09-19 10:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dan-ad-nauseam.livejournal.com
>"Hey, hands off my hanging chad!"
>- Talk Like A Ballot Day...

Hey, you, get off of my chad!
-Filk Like a Ballot Day

Date: 2006-09-19 06:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kitanzi.livejournal.com
"Polly wanna cracker!"

No wait, that's talk like a parrot day...
*kiss*

Date: 2006-09-19 06:21 pm (UTC)
madfilkentist: My cat Florestan (gray shorthair) (Default)
From: [personal profile] madfilkentist
"Mon cher Hastings, with ze little brain cells we can solve this mystery!"

Talk Like a Poirot Day.

Date: 2006-09-19 06:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wheezinggirl.livejournal.com
"Republicans are putting gonorrhea in our sandwiches..."

Oh wait...it isn't talk like Ross Perot day...

maybe, "meow"
no..no...not Talk like Piglet day either.

Date: 2006-09-19 07:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] srallen.livejournal.com
"So... I was wondering if you'd like to get a drink later?"

Talk Like A Pre-Date Day.

"I swear to god, if these people don't stop staring at me, I'll just stop smiling!"

Talk like a Portrait Day.

"OI AM AN ANAR-CHIST!!!!"

Talk like a PunkRock Day.

Date: 2006-09-19 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] srallen.livejournal.com
And, because this one just dawned on me:

"So... what are you wearing, hunh, sweet cheeks? Will you post pictures to your website?"

Yes... it's National Talk Like A Pervert day!!!!

[Don't look at me like that, [livejournal.com profile] jenkitty sent me!]

Date: 2006-09-19 07:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] autographedcat.livejournal.com
That's PERVECT! (Sorry, reflex.) *grin*

I'd wondered where all the unfamiliar faces were coming from. *waves to everyone who's dropped in*

to quote Dave Barry...

Date: 2006-09-19 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bercilakslady.livejournal.com
"As you can see, talking like a pirate will infuse your everyday conversations with romance and danger. So join the movement! On Sept. 19, do not answer the phone with ''hello.'' Answer the phone with ''Ahoy me hearty!'' If the caller objects that he is not a hearty, inform him that he is a scurvy dog (or, if the caller is female, a scurvy female dog) who will be walking the plank off the poop deck and winding up in Davy Jones' locker, sleeping with the fishes. No, wait, that would be Talk Like a Pirate in The Godfather Day, which is another variation I considered (``I'm gonna make him an offer that will shiver his timbers'')."

Date: 2006-09-19 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tigertoy.livejournal.com
'All we need is some gasoline and matches and we can have a party!" -- talk like a pyro day.

'I'm making $52K at my new job.' -- talk about your pay rate day.

Date: 2006-09-19 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] little-cinnamon.livejournal.com
"I can see your bunk through my telescope".

Oh, not Stalk like a Pirate Day, either.

Date: 2006-09-20 09:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rslatkin.livejournal.com
Thank you for making me laugh! Arr.

Date: 2006-09-21 02:41 pm (UTC)
blk: (delirium)
From: [personal profile] blk
Here from metaquotes.. you SO rock. :)

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