Overheard at My Apartment This Weekend (Context Free Edition)

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"Do not strangle your sister with the snake!"

"But that's my little nothing!"

"But, if you read that out loud we'll all have to take a nap."

[watching me play World of Warcraft]
"What are you doing?"
"Throwing bombs at those eggs so they blow up."
"Don't they need those to make babies?"
"But we don't want them to make babies."
"That's not nice"
"Well, I never convinced your mother that debating the morality of actions in a fantasy role playing game wasn't productive eith--"
(excitedly pointing to a clutch of eggs on the screen) "BLOW UP THAT ONE!"

"I know what a boat IS, I just don't have one!

"Your computer doesn't even speak Latin, let alone Middle English."

"Will you shave MY head and spray paint it?"

"Both of you, stop it! You do not need to fight over a book of naked girls."

Comments

[eoforyth.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun :D

Wish I was there.

[peteralway.livejournal.com]

Both of you, stop it! You do not need to fight over a book of naked girls; there are enough pictures of naked girls on the internet for everyone.

[kitanzi.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, but at ages 4 and 9 I don't think they know that yet. *G*

[mmegaera.livejournal.com]

Context is overrated.

At least this time it is.

Still giggling.

[eloren.livejournal.com]

Haha, the bombing runs...great fun for the uninitiated :-)

So was it the adults or children having a tug o war with the book of naked girls?

[onmeadmountain.livejournal.com]

It was the kids, lol :)

[bardling.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Oh my, that sounds like a lovely, fun weekend! :)
*hug*