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This popped into my head in the shower this morning.

Country Response
by Rob Wynne
TTTO: "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by Steve Goodman and John Prine

Well, it was all I could do to keep from dying
Somehow it seems I'm able to remain
You know I've always loved you for your body
Right now I only want you for your brain

You don't have to call me George Romeo
You don't have to call me James Gunn
You don't have to call me Simon Pegg anymore
Even so, I think you'd better run

And I'll chase you down as long as you run from me
I've never minded shamblin' through the rain
You know I've always loved you for your body
Right now I only want you for your brain

Well, I polished off the dog for lunch this morning
So now you will not let me in your bed
I really hoped you wouldn't notice I had changed
Before I started gnawing on your head.

And I'll chase you down as long as you run from me
I've never minded shamblin' through the rain
You know I've always loved you for your body
Right now I only want you for your brain

(Spoken: My friend Seanan McGuire wrote a song. She said it was the perfect Country & Western song. I said it was NOT the perfect Country and Western Song. It doesn't mention mama. It doesn't mention prison. There's not a single train in it. And she said, "Dude, zombies." Which is, I admit, a fair point.)

Well ever since I went and got myself infected
Ain't nothing round this town that's been the same
And I know I've never been the perfect husband
But is it fair to give me all the blame?

And I'll chase you down as long as you run from me
I've never minded shamblin' through the rain
You know I've always loved you for your body
Right now I only want you for your brain