Conversations with eloren #437

[autographedcat]

From today's random lunchtime conversation with eloren:

eloren:

Shall we go?

autographedcat:

Nah, let's stay here for the rest of the day.

eloren:

I agree with you in prinicple. In reality...

autographedcat:

Reality bites.

eloren:

Yes, it does

autographedcat:

Reality bites. Sounds like an appetiser. <announcer voice> New, Reality Bites. Small nuggets of reality, breaded and deep fried, and served with a dipping sauce.

eloren:

I'm not sure what you're selling, but I don't want any.

autographedcat:

But the sauce is awesomesauce.

eloren:

I was hoping it would be the tears of my enemies.

autographedcat:

The tears of our enemies is one of the primary ingredients of awesomesauce.

eloren:

Oh, well, that's ok then.

autographedcat:

If you didn't mix in the tears of our enemies, it would be awesomepaste.

eloren:

And that's not appetising at all.

I adore eloren. Just sayin'

Comments

[phillip2637.livejournal.com]

On a tangent from "reality bites", I wonder if you were ever introduced to History Bites.

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

I have not been! Thanks!

[filkerdave.livejournal.com]

Somehow, I'd be expecting you to reply with just "Yes, let's go" ;)

[aiela.livejournal.com]

I have been saying "awesome with awesome sauce" a ridiculous amount lately, and I am thrilled to hear that it contains the tears of my enemies.

[joyeuse13.livejournal.com]

Can I send back my Reality Bites (tm) and get an order of Sound Bites?

[metalsaurus.livejournal.com]

Ah, but did you have Cold Ones with the Awesomesauce? Ones that are not cold are not Ones at all.