Cthulhu says...

[autographedcat]

In discussion last night about the "God says..." billboards, we came up with the notion of a "Cthulhu says..." billboard campagin. Among the suggestions:

"Got ketchup?" --Cthulhu

"I save. I may want a midnight snack." --Cthulhu

"Have you read my book? Big mistake, bub." --Cthulhu

"What part of 'I would run if I were you' did you not understand?" --Cthulhu

"Big Bang? No, Big Buffet..."

Feel free to add your own. :)

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[khaosworks.livejournal.com]

"Let's meet up at my house on Beltane before the sacrifice. Your sacrifice." -- Cthulhu

"C'mon over and bring the kids. We're out of Hamburger Helper." -- Cthulhu

"I need to eat." -- Cthulhu

"Keep using my name in vain. It'll make the gate open faster." -- Cthulhu

"Loved the wedding. The bride was delicious." -- Cthulhu

"That 'Love Thy Neighbor' thing... I forgot to add, 'To Death'." -- Cthulhu

"I'll devour you and you and you and you and..." -- Cthulhu

"Is the road you're on twisting into arcane angles beyond human perception and understanding? Good." -- Cthulhu

"Follow me. It's time for dinner." -- Cthulhu

"Big Bang theory? Sorry. I farted." -- Cthulhu

"My way is inevitable." -- Cthulhu

"Need sanity?" -- Cthulhu

"You think it's hot here? Wait till you meet Cthuga." -- Cthulhu

"Have you read my #1 Bestseller? Sucks to be you, doesn't it?" -- Cthulhu

"Do you have any idea who I'm eating?" -- Cthulhu

"Make me come down there. I'm hungry." -- Cthulhu

[maedbh7.livejournal.com]

"Loved the wedding. Stayed crunchy in milk." -Cthulhu

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

I knew I could count on you. :)

*hug*
-R

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, yes. The Master has spoken.

Ann Onynous

[mood: cachinnating]
[music: "Banned From Arkham" by Terence Chua]

There Ain't No Arguin' About Taste

[(Anonymous)]

I thought for this one I'd better call up an old friend of mine, the late Howard Phillips, who's
had some personal experience with that Real Old Time Religion. Sayeth he -

"Let's meet at My house Sunday before the hunt." - Cthulhu

"C'mon over and bring some tender young humans." - Cthulhu

"What part of "Thou Shalt Not Flee" didn't you understand?" - Cthulhu

"We need to feed." - Cthulhu

"Keep saying My Name incorrectly, I will come." - Cthulhu

"Loved the wedding; invite Me to the feast?" - Cthulhu

"I love you and you and you and you, and that should do for lunch." - Cthulhu

"Will the road you're on get you out of My grasp?" - Cthulhu

"My way is the Old Way." - Cthulhu

"Need directions? Follow the disturbing little green statues to the bonfire." - Cthulhu

"You think it's hot here? Wait 'til you're on My rotisserie." - Cthulhu

"Have you read my #1 bestseller 'How To Serve Man'?" - Cthulhu (with Damon Knight)

"Don't make Me come up there." - Cthulhu

Ann Onynous (Miskatonic U. Class of '08)

[mood: loathsome and membranous, tenebrous and batrachian]
[music: Howard Phillips' "Some Thing's Coming / Tonight" medley]