Cthulhu says...
Oct. 3rd, 2002 11:50 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
autographedcatIn discussion last night about the "God says..." billboards, we came up with the notion of a "Cthulhu says..." billboard campagin. Among the suggestions:
"Got ketchup?" --Cthulhu
"I save. I may want a midnight snack." --Cthulhu
"Have you read my book? Big mistake, bub." --Cthulhu
"What part of 'I would run if I were you' did you not understand?" --Cthulhu
"Big Bang? No, Big Buffet..."
Feel free to add your own. :)
"Got ketchup?" --Cthulhu
"I save. I may want a midnight snack." --Cthulhu
"Have you read my book? Big mistake, bub." --Cthulhu
"What part of 'I would run if I were you' did you not understand?" --Cthulhu
"Big Bang? No, Big Buffet..."
Feel free to add your own. :)
There Ain't No Arguin' About Taste
Date: 2002-10-04 08:50 pm (UTC)had some personal experience with that Real Old Time Religion. Sayeth he -
"Let's meet at My house Sunday before the hunt." - Cthulhu
"C'mon over and bring some tender young humans." - Cthulhu
"What part of "Thou Shalt Not Flee" didn't you understand?" - Cthulhu
"We need to feed." - Cthulhu
"Keep saying My Name incorrectly, I will come." - Cthulhu
"Loved the wedding; invite Me to the feast?" - Cthulhu
"I love you and you and you and you, and that should do for lunch." - Cthulhu
"Will the road you're on get you out of My grasp?" - Cthulhu
"My way is the Old Way." - Cthulhu
"Need directions? Follow the disturbing little green statues to the bonfire." - Cthulhu
"You think it's hot here? Wait 'til you're on My rotisserie." - Cthulhu
"Have you read my #1 bestseller 'How To Serve Man'?" - Cthulhu (with Damon Knight)
"Don't make Me come up there." - Cthulhu
Ann Onynous (Miskatonic U. Class of '08)
[mood: loathsome and membranous, tenebrous and batrachian]
[music: Howard Phillips' "Some Thing's Coming / Tonight" medley]