Return of the Improbable Gifts Catalogue

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One of my correspondents (Hi Ann!) mentioned in an e-mail recently that zie really misses my links to oddball gifts.

And it *is* the season for giving.

So I couldn't resist sharing with you all:

Possum Fur Nipple Warmers and matching G-string
(link is not especially work-safe)

Comments

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The G-string isn't far off what used to be called a merkin <g>. And just a reminder that men have nipples as well, although since we don't usually wear a bra it could be more of a challenge keeping them on (the young lady illustrated seems to be lying down, which is cheating, although I'm told surgical glue can do wonders)...

(I have more problems with heat. It amuses me to see all the heavily muffled people on the station when I'm wearing a short-sleeved cotton shirt with no coat -- the temperature isn't that low, only around the melting point of DHMO...)