Bush/Cheney slogans for '04

[autographedcat]

Circulating the Internet. Some of these might be fun to plug into this tool that khaosworks pointed to earlier.

Bush/Cheney '04: Compassionate Colonialism
Bush/Cheney '04: Because the truth just isn't good enough.
Bush/Cheney '04: Four More Wars!
Bush/Cheney '04: In your heart, you know they're technically correct.
Bush/Cheney '04: Putting the "con" in conservatism
Bush/Cheney '04: Thanks for not paying attention.
Bush/Cheney '04: The last vote you'll ever have to cast.
Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil
Bush/Cheney '04: Don't think. Vote Bush!
Bush/Cheney '04: Apocalypse Now!
Bush/Cheney '04: Deja-voodoo all over again!
Bush/Cheney '04: Leave no billionaire behind
Bush/Cheney '04: Lies and videotape but no sex!
Bush/Cheney '04: Or else.
Bush/Cheney '04: The economy's stupid!
Bush/Cheney '04: This time, elect us!
Bush/Cheney '04: We're Gooder!
Bush/Cheney '04: WWJB: Who would Jesus Bomb?

Bush/Cheney: 1984 Now

George W. Bush: Leadership without a doubt
George W. Bush: The buck stops Over There
George W. Bush: A brainwave away from the presidency
George W. Bush: It takes a village idiot

Vote Bush in '04: "I Has Incumbentory Advantitude"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because every vote counts -- for me!"
Vote Bush in '04: "Because I'm the President, that's why!"
Vote Bush in '04: Because dictatorship is easier.
Vote Bush in '04: It's a no-brainer!

Comments

[kightp.livejournal.com]

Hehehe.

The poster-creation thingy filters out certain words and phrases, but a screen-shot and a minute or two with PhotoShop takes care of that.

This is going to be even more fun than yelling "Horse shit!" every time I'm listening to the car radio and the president comes on the air ...

[callibr8]

Funny! But horribly apropos.

[demoneyes.livejournal.com]

"Bush/Cheney '04: Asses of Evil"

After their recent antics ("I know we introduced variable tuition fees after specifically promising that we wouldn't but it doesn't count as breaking a manifesto promise because those are only valid for the lifetime of a Parliament and this bill won't actually come into effect until the next one...") I tend to think of our current lot as the "Excess of Weasels"