Coming Soon to a Theatre Near You!

[autographedcat]

A swishy, sexually-ambiguous priest is appointed the new bishop of the See of Tartuga in the thrilling epic tale of ecclesiastical adventure on the high seas. Don't miss

Prelates of the Caribbean

Opening this fall in theatres everywhere...

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[musicmutt.livejournal.com]

And don't forget to pick up the subsequent excercise video: "Pilates of the Caribbean". In stores now.˚

[folkmew.livejournal.com]

Oh thanks Gray - the image of Johnny Depp cheerfully leading an exercise video will stay with me now. Sheesh.

Come to think of it - he's pretty darned cute. I might just enjoy having him wearing some tight fitting cotton yoga togs and leading an exercise video... hmm...

[musicmutt.livejournal.com]

... With Kiera Knightley in spandex in the background. A little young, but still easy on the eyes.