The Beast Variations

[autographedcat]

Saw this this morning on rec.humor.funny.reruns. It made me grin.

$665.95	Retail price of the Beast
$699.25	Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
$769.95	Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66	Walmart price of the Beast
6, uh... what's that number again?	Number of the Blonde Beast
00666	Zip code of the Beast
1-900-666-6666	Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.
Route 666	Highway of the Beast
666 F	Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k	Retirement plan of the Beast
6.66%	5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
i66686	CPU of the Beast
666i	BMW of the Beast
DSM-666	Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
668	Next-door neighbor of the Beast

Comments

[autographedcat.livejournal.com]

Nope. I just failed to notice when i used a spreadsheet to convert it to a table that it stripped the leading 0's. Fixed.