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I've always said to myself, "Self," I'd say. "Do you know what I really need?"

"What do you really need?"

"A mitten for my penis."

Self think's I'm weird. Self is probably righ

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Date: 2010-11-04 09:28 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-11-04 11:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] johnpalmer.livejournal.com
Seriously? There were times, jogging on a cold, windy night, where my legs were warm, my hips were warm, my feet and toes were warm, but I went home because ... of the wrong kind of sore stiffness.

But I'll still grant that it's funny :-).

(From a technical perspective, a jock under my underpants provided sufficient heat retention.)

Date: 2010-11-04 11:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] redaxe.livejournal.com
'Self'? Around here we've been calling things like that a "dick cozy" for many years. Polar fleece, however, has never really been under consideration as the material for construction.

Date: 2010-11-04 11:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ailsaek.livejournal.com
So this is actually a problem in search of a solution then? Lacking said appendage, I had no idea.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otherdeb.livejournal.com
Women have been knitting dick cozies for their men for some time now, hon....

Date: 2010-11-04 11:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eoforyth.livejournal.com
O.O Is that drawcord with the staygrip tensioner part of the way it is attached?

Date: 2010-11-05 03:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] filkerdave.livejournal.com
Someone got me something remarkably similar to that as a gift back in university.

Date: 2010-11-05 04:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticdragonfly.livejournal.com
100% polyester? No no no. That's ... like wrapping saran wrap around you, isn't it? Ugh.

I could totally knit something like that, you know. In a nice washable wool blend. Assuming you're not allergic to wool. Could have all sorts of pretty colors.

Of course, I'd need to ... come take detailed measurements.

Date: 2010-11-05 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] otherdeb.livejournal.com
If you really feel the need, I could send [livejournal.com profile] kitanzi a pattern.....

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