ThermaJock | Cold Weather Protection For Men | Polartec Protection For Runners And Endurance Athlete

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I've always said to myself, "Self," I'd say. "Do you know what I really need?"

"What do you really need?"

"A mitten for my penis."

Self think's I'm weird. Self is probably righ

ThermaJock | Cold Weather Protection For Men | Polartec Protection For Runners And Endurance Athletes

Welcome to ThermaJock™, a patented revolutionary product specifically designed to protect the penis from cold and chafing during cold weather activities.

Our technologically advanced Polartec® Thermal Pro material helps to prevent pain and frostbite while providing comfort and warmth to every man's most sensitive area.

ThermaJock will protect during any cold weather activity! Perform at your peak knowing ThermaJock's got you covered!

Comments

[celticdragonfly.livejournal.com]

100% polyester? No no no. That's ... like wrapping saran wrap around you, isn't it? Ugh.

I could totally knit something like that, you know. In a nice washable wool blend. Assuming you're not allergic to wool. Could have all sorts of pretty colors.

Of course, I'd need to ... come take detailed measurements.